Rebecca  was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter  today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."  "I got a wrong number," replied Rebecca

Sam was walking on the road and paused 
to read the graffiti on the wall.  It read 
"One who reads it is an Ass." Sam thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "One who wrote it is an Ass".

Sam said  : 'Look  Mike, what type of glasses they have made.    The top is closed. How can you fill juice  in it ?'    Mike Said  : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will   the juice  stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Sonu  : "Hey Friend, where does the sun go at night?" 
Luna  : "It doesn't go anywhere. It  remains there, but due to darkness we can't see it."

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. You were going eighty!, 
the officer yelled. Why on earth were you driving so fast?
We have a good reason, Lloyd explained to the cop.   Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident !.

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